Friday, May 6, 2011

The Battle of Wits video and Some NPH thoughts

We are on a count down to New Phyrexia hitting the streets. May 13th is when we are flooded with new goodies for all kinds of decks. I mean, we are at the dawn of a new age. We are standing on the sidewalk and we can see the street being built, we just can't cross it yet...it's a pretty looking street though, but a bit windy. I wish I could help you navigate through this treacherous journey, I can only really show you the pot holes to avoid.


This is the giant, $50.00, planeswalker elephant in the corner of the room. Just ignore it and it might go away on it's own. The one cool thing I've heard about Karn is that he is currently the only way to get rid of poison counters. However, once you play him, get him up to the ultimate ability and use it, you will be more poisoned than after eating a grande meal from Taco Bell. He looks so shiny and colorless and can be played in any deck, but he really just isn't that appealing to me. I might change my tune after I have my face beat in by him, but until then, just say no to Karn. Pull him in a pack and ship him for some other card around the $50.00 range.


I've been hearing a pretty big stink about this card and I'm not all that super thrilled about it. The problem with it is that those interweb people keep saying you can play it, pull creatures out of their deck, then reanimate them....what creatures are we talking about buddy? I mean, let's go through a couple decks and see what we have:

Caw-Blade
I'm seeing a Sun Titan main deck aaaannnnnddd.....yeah. Awkward. This wouldn't exactly be the prime deck to try and reanimate against. Plus, I'm pretty sure you are just locked out and done by turn 6. They have their own Day of Judgements to keep the board clean too.

RUG
A bit more on the crunchy side. Avenger of Zendikar is something I'd like to see dropped on my side...but oh wait, they'll kill you way before you can even start to think of a turn 6. Sure, you can play it....and get Mana Leaked.  "No, I'm not crying, it's just Mana Leaking on my eyes...."

R/B Vampires
You are playing black already so there are for sure some guys in here they would work for your teamKalastria Highborn being one of them that would be pretty sick...just....just for the love of god don't put their Bloodghasts in there. I mean, you could be this guy. But, just don't. This is one deck I will yield and say this card would be good against it.

Valakut
Ka-ching! This is the deck that, IF you can pull this off, you are in great shape. Strip your deck of Primeval Titans? Yes please. But again, this Wraith + Buried Alive costs 6 and...well....just good luck.

Goblins/Kuldotha/things that are red

.........

Infect
Grabbing Skithiryx is pretty sweet and ripping Crusaders out of their deck can be pretty great too. You can't infect without infect cards.

Overall. I'm not too impressed with Life's Finale.

Lastly:


I see this card hurting more than helping. Let's run through this scenario: You look at your opening hand and you see two of this little bastard. Doesn't that just suck? Having more than one of them in your hand is just clogging things, however, there is the problem that you WANT to run more than one of these to get it out faster. Let's play through another scenario: You are on the draw, your opponent is able to play their Hawk or Stoneforge before you can play this. Yeah. Awkward.

So, in my second to last blog post I mentioned the greatest Magic win ever...remember that? What's that? You want video proof that this happened?! Ugh! Fine. Here:

Proof

But I'm going to make you sit through an ad first.

Well, there you have it. I have to get ready for that "work" thing so until next time.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

New art = New great card nickname

So, we are all well aware of the nicknames of Magic cards.

Boots = Lightning Greaves
Mogg Fantasic = Mogg Fanatic
etc.

Cards can also get a nickname from their at. Remember Sex Monkey:

Well, we have a new one folks!


Does Glissa have the worst gas ever? Love it. That's all I have to say about tonight.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

You know why I like Legacy?

Because of this shit:



Battle of Wits
Featured by Ken Adams on 2011-05-01 (Legacy)
Print this deck!
Maindeck:

Artifacts
Crucible Of Worlds
Expedition Map
Meekstone
Null Rod
Oblivion Stone
Pithing Needle
Sensei's Divining Top
Tormod's Crypt

Creatures
Eternal Witness
Knight of the Reliquary
Qasali Pridemage
Sakura-Tribe Elder
Sower of Temptation
Tarmogoyf
Trinket Mage
Vampire Hexmage

Enchantments
Battle of Wits
Humility
Moat
Oblivion Ring
Solitary Confinement

Instants
Argivian Find
Brainstorm
Counterspell
Enlightened Tutor
Force of Will
Gifts Ungiven
Go for the Throat
Intuition
Path to Exile
Reclaim
Spell Pierce
Swords to Plowshares

Legendary Creatures
Progenitus


Sorceries
Day of Judgment
Duress
Green Sun's Zenith
Inquisition of Kozilek
Life from the Loam
Natural Order
Nature's Lore
Ponder
Preordain
Regrowth
Scapeshift
Search for Tomorrow
Thoughtseize
Wrath of God

Basic Lands
Island
Plains

Lands
Arid Mesa
Badlands
Barren Moor
Bayou
Bloodstained Mire
Bojuka Bog
Flooded Strand
Horizon Canopy
Lonely Sandbar
Marsh Flats
Maze of Ith
Misty Rainforest
Mystic Gate
Polluted Delta
Reflecting Pool
Savannah
Scalding Tarn
Scrubland
Secluded Steppe
Tundra
Underground Sea
Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle
Verdant Catacombs
Vesuva
Volcanic Island
Windswept Heath
Wooded Foothills

Land Creatures
Dryad Arbor

Legendary Lands
Academy Ruins
Karakas
Volrath's Stronghold

Legendary Snow Lands
Dark Depths
Sideboard:

Dark Confidant
Eternal Dragon
Oracle of Mul Daya
Sterling Grove
Mindslaver
Thrun, the Last Troll
Firespout




AND!



Battle of Wits Zoo
Featured by Kenny Mayer on 2011-05-01 (Legacy)
Print this deck!
Maindeck:

Artifacts
Bonehoard
Sword of Body and Mind
Sword of Feast and Famine
Sword of Fire and Ice
Sword of Light and Shadow

Creatures
Bloodbraid Elf
Eternal Witness
Fauna Shaman
Figure of Destiny
Goblin Guide
Grim Lavamancer
Kird Ape
Knight of the Reliquary
Loam Lion
Lotus Cobra
Mirran Crusader
Mother of Runes
Noble Hierarch
Plated Geopede
Qasali Pridemage
Ranger of Eos
Scute Mob
Skyshroud Elite
Squadron Hawk
Steppe Lynx
Stoneforge Mystic
Tarmogoyf
Terravore
Trygon Predator
Vengevine
Vinelasher Kudzu
Wild Nacatl

Enchantments
Battle of Wits
Oblivion Ring

Instants
Lightning Bolt
Lightning Helix
Path to Exile
Swords to Plowshares

Legendary Artifacts
Umezawa's Jitte

Legendary Creatures
Progenitus


Planeswalkers
Ajani Vengeant
Elspeth, Knight-Errant

Sorceries
Chain Lightning
Green Sun's Zenith
Natural Order

Basic Lands
Forest
Island
Mountain
Plains

Lands
Arid Mesa
Bloodstained Mire
Copperline Gorge
Flooded Strand
Horizon Canopy
Marsh Flats
Maze of Ith
Misty Rainforest
Plateau
Polluted Delta
Raging Ravine
Razorverge Thicket
Savannah
Scalding Tarn
Stirring Wildwood
Taiga
Tropical Island
Tundra
Verdant Catacombs
Volcanic Island
Wasteland
Windswept Heath
Wooded Foothills

Land Creatures
Dryad Arbor

Legendary Lands
Karakas
Sideboard:

Ethersworn Canonist
Gilded Drake
Loaming Shaman
Meddling Mage
War Priest of Thune
Eladamri's Call
Worldly Tutor
Kataki, War's Wage
Llawan, Cephalid Empress




I woke up on Sunday morning and turned on the Starcitygames legacy tournament and saw that this deck was being played. The announcers were all about this deck. They said they had a feature match of the Battle of Wits deck against a Sneak Attack/Show and Tell deck. I saw turn sequence go like this:

Mind over Matter = Player 1
Sneak attack = Player 2

Player 1 Turn 1: plays Stirring Wildwood. Pass
Player 2 Turn 1: plays Ancient Tomb, taps it to play Grim Monolith. Pass
Player 1 Turn 2: plays Razorverge Thicket. Pass
Player 2 Turn 2: Plays Volcanic Island. Taps it and Ancient Tomb for Intuition, grabs Emrakul with it. Pass
Player 1 Turn 3: Plays Wooded Foothills, Plays Tarmogoyf. Pass
Player 2 Turn 3: Plays Volcanic Island, plays Show and Tell.

Okay. Ready?

Player 2 reveals Emrakul. Player 1 reveals Battle of Wits. And wins.


Just look at it! It's beautiful!

And that ladies and gentlemen, is how Battle of Wits became my new favorite deck in Legacy!

I mean, this is what the deck really boils down to: Having fun at Magic. You get to essentially play the 240ish best cards in Magic and at any point in the game you can just say "I win?" and your opponent looks sad. ISN'T THAT GREAT!? This really gets to the root of playing Magic and having fun. In a single deck, you attack you opponent and interact, you combo out, you stall, you do EVERYTHING! I could go on and on about this one deck. Is it competitive? I guess not very much. Is it fun? Hell. Fucking. Yeah.

So! Projects I've been working on:



So, I saw that one of my buddies had a Experiment Kraj as his "Commander" and a friend of his cut it up and made it into a cool, 3D image. So...why can't you do the same thing, but change around the background? I agree. So I have been using Ezuri as my "Commander" so I took the Exacto Knife to him and got this.  So yeah, pretty fun.

Anyways, thanks a lot and I'll post again soon!