Saturday, April 28, 2012

I didn't even know....I didn't even know....

One of my favorite things is sitting down to play a game with my buddies. It's nice, friendly, and, above all else, consistent.

But fuck them. I want some weird ass magic and for that, I turn to Magic Online.

Whenever I want to see cards that make me stop and read it, there is nothing like shuffling up (or letting the computer do that) and see what is spit out. What is some of the weirder stuff I've seen? Try these guys on for size:

Where did this thing come from!? I saw a guy go turn 1: Swamp, Sol Ring, Fellwar Stone. Turn 2: Swamp and this thing. After that, he wrecked all of our faces. We just felt awful. I don't know my other opponents, but if they were like me, they were crying. Real tears. This card is just bonkers and I didn't even know....

Want another?

Yep. You've read it and read it again. Want to know what happened? Chance Encounter + Mirror Gallery + Krak's Thumb + Copy Artifact. You see it? You don't? Let me spoil this joke for you: WE ALL LOST. Just like that. No way of knowing or stopping it. We just lost. It's dumb and it's an auto-win....and I didn't even know.

Last, but not least:

I've now played against two Norin, The Wary decks that played this and it immediately made me want to flip the table. Eventually, with Norin, you will steal all the creatures on the table. I just keep getting wrecked by this card!....and I didn't even know.